Viper “Ghost show? That’s badass! I’d be like, totally down?”
He knows- deep down- that introducing Viper to his family is going to be… Chaotic to say the least. He’s positive she’s going to fit right in but he isn’t sure if that’s going to go well for the violence level at events. Especially when she’s teamed up with Jami…
Viper “…Do you think we could get them ALL to cooperate enough to play a super-convincing prank on Uncle Marius?” She’s literally calling him that like they’re related. “…That would be HILARIOUS.”
Now that’s a thought. Listen yes he feels a little bad abt the idea but… He’s committed!
“He… Will probably just believe us- but you probably could? At least make them question him when he expresses concern about it.” Abel. That’s… Not a very Nice prank.
To be fair, though, he’s not exactly a nice Person so.
“If you ask him for permission to marry me I’m pretty sure he’ll start turning colors.” He will. He Will Do That.
“That’s probably the most important people. You can meet everyone else when you decide to crash an event.” He’s begging her to. It would make them SO much more bearable.
Congrats Viper Lazarus. Welcome to the Family.
