Ah! That was Viper! And… RNA was hers too? Alright, well, this could either be very easy or very hard.
Dexter comes out of hiding with his hands up. He chuckles to himself, a little pathetically.
“Don’t shoot, ah, assuming you have tazer guns. I’m not sure. But… rest assured Ms. Viper that I’m not going to be stealing anything from here. This line of products is… not to my tastes, so to speak.”
He turns from Viper to look at what RNA is interested in. Oh! Little large headed figurines!
“Ah! This one looks like me! Isn’t that cute. Hah, maybe I do want one after all…”
A nervous glance towards Viper.
“Kidding, kidding, of course. I’m not quite that vain. They are quite fun, that much is certain, but I’ve no place to put it.”
He goes back to looking at Viper, then the store. He mills about near the cashier’s desk.
“Would you let either of us leave if we asked? As I said, I have no interest in any… t-shirts with large breasted cartoon women on them, or…” he squints at the shelf. “Er… decorative smoking base’s with Spongebob painted onto them”
He shrugs towards Viper. There’s always a chance that she will just rush at him and apprehend him anyways, but he’s prepared to bargain at least.
As for RNA… “Well, to let me go at least. I doubt either of us could successfully apprehend RNA, even if we were on the same team working together.”
