Arty Takenaka
Jack wasn’t altogether that big an eater, strictly speaking, but he certainly wasn’t the “wait until you’re hungry” type. How was he supposed to know when he was hungry? His last time-telling device had given out ages ago, and his internal clock was… extremely suspect at best. It was much simpler to just eat whenever he found food, if he could stand a few more bites.
So when he managed to wind up at the cafeteria, it was mealtime! And while there may have been enough menu choices to make decisions near impossible—Should he just order one of each? Could he possibly get through that much without just making himself sick?—the menu wasn’t the only thing here to look at. Someone else had clearly put herself on the wrong side of the likelihood-of-food-waste spectrum here. He was obligated to correct that.
Also, if stealing was an option, why on earth would he have chosen anything else?
Soundlessly, he swiped a fork and slunk around to creep up in Arty’s blind spot. The plan was to spear a meatball from over her shoulder and hop back before she could do anything about it. Rinse and repeat, if possible. But he hadn’t waited for any more distractions than the general aroma of food, so his success hinged on how much attention she was paying to any shifting shadows…