Viper Tsubasa… what a cute kid, he didn’t look like he belonged in the Lazarus family- from what Abel was like, anyway. But very quickly she realised that Abel was an outlier in his overall fashion sense when she saw the updated picture of Cain.
Tsubasa Definitely doesn’t look like a Lazarus with a head of pink hair- but luckily for him he isn’t! He is a Jones, though, which is basically a curse to sound like a weeaboo before people find out you’re actually Japanese.
Cain is an outlier, though. For sure. Not Abel.
Viper “You really do have a lot of extended family, huh?”
“Oh- Yeah. Uh. Over 60 members of the family attend the family events usually- And that’s just the more consistent visitors.” Aka the one’s Montie has developed so far. “This… It’s going to take a minute. Of course- Tsubasa is from my dad’s side- which is a lot easier. I don’t know if you’ll want to try and prank them too? I don’t… Think they’ll fall for it, though. Edgar is Very serious and dad… well. He’s got a radar for that sort of thing, I think?”
Shrug.
Viper “Do you think they’d question your sanity if I was like, super obviously…like… in it for the money or somethin’?” Viper leans her head into his shoulder, “Or if I was just super like…. obviously not into men. I think that’d be kinda entertainin’.”
He leans his head onto hers while scrolling through photos. “I’m… Not sure. They’ll definitely question me either way- but the second way they’ll at least think it’s a beard marriage.”
He settles on a photo of Eve, Marius, and Ransom. It seems to be a picture taken at a celebration of some sort- with Marius having a birthday boy hat attached to his head with elastic. Behind him is a Christmas tree and a large banner reading “Happy 39th Birthday Marius”. He doesn’t look the most pleased with the situation but his sister is leaning in close with a big cheesy grin on her face and Ransom has his arm thrown around both of them while he presses a big kiss to Marius’s cheek. Eve never appeared in the tape- but it’s clear she resembles Marius a lot. Her eyes are greyer- and she has a slightly softer rounding to her face- but other than the fact it seems she has less greys- You could mistake them for twins or something. Marius and Ransom both just look like older versions of their tape counterparts- no large changes have really occurred past both of their hair getting longer and Marius looking a bit more muscular instead of stick thin.
“This is… My ‘Auntie Eve’-” He says it in a particular way- which definitely gives you an impression she insists that’s what she’s called- “and, of course, My Uncles Marius and Ransom.”
He swipes to the next photo and pauses for only a moment. Just long enough to take in that it’s the same party- but it’s of Marius and Abel this time. It’s clearly some sort of candid since Abel looks a bit like he’s trying not to laugh at Marius having cake smashed into his face while helping him get it off.
But he swipes again to show off another photo. This one is from the party as well- instead being Marius embracing a much shorter blonde man- Which definitely looks like it’s sweet until you realize it’s to distract Marius as two people are sneaking up to do the cake smashing from the photo prior. Abel mentions the shorter blonde man, who’s hair is impressively seeming to touch the floor despite being in a high ponytail, is Midas. The two sneaking up are Midas’s spouses, Bardtholomew, Bard for short, who has long purple hair and dresses like their gender is most accurately described as Wizard Twink, and Jami, who has a death hawk and vitiligo and seemingly could be most accurately described as ’if Monster Energy was a person."
“I think you and Jami would get along.”
